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This 'kissing simulator' is the weirdest thing on the internet

And we can’t stop playing. HELP US.

May 15th 2014, 11:53 AM 5,295 Views 0 Comments

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING to while away that long lunch hour, while picking up some kissing tips on the way? Have we got the game for you – the Kissing Simulator.

Billed as a ‘realistic’ kissing experience, you use the A+Z and Up and Down buttons to bring these two lovely lost souls together.

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Then, you get them to do some really realistic kissing.

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Very realistic.

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So sensual. God, this is NSFW stuff.

We don’t know who the game developers are, but we salute them. We also salute the TheJournal.ie staffer who brought this to us. Thank you so much.

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This 'kissing simulator' is the weirdest thing on the internet

And we can’t stop playing. HELP US.

Someone in the Department of Finance is having a little fun with their WiFI>